I have a confession to make:  I went to college, I wrote poetry, I smoked clove cigarettes, worked in a music store, fancied myself a photographer, and took intro to psychology. All of the cliched college girl watchamacallit, I did it all, Losers!  I mean, sorry, I don’t think you’re losers…I just got carried away.  What was I saying?  Oh, yeah…and …